Never argue with a fool – they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference.
Don’t tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don’t care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.
Love your enemies, they’ll hate it!
Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference
Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Half the worlds starving and the other half is trying to lose weight.
I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on
I KnOw I’m NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I’m So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~
I may not always be rite but im NEVER wrong!
I try not to let school get in the way of my social life
The important thing in the Olympic games is not winning but taking part—- the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.
IT’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
Good friends are like stars…you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.
I’m a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper