Category Archives: Salman’s Corner

This corner will have posts regarding Salman and his stuff – by Salman himself!

Shehzad Roy – Qismat Apney Haat Mein Lyrics

Intro (A girl in wannabe accent):
Main mulk se bahar parhne jana chahti hoon
takay wapis akay ghareeb logon ki..
You know jo ghareeb hotay hain..
You know jo thoray say woh hotay hain..
You know ghareeb say?
You know what I mean?
Unki madad karna chahti hoon

Shehzad Roy:
*cough cough*

Girl:
What happened?

Shehzad Roy:
I am allergic to bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit
Bullshit

Zulm na kar tu warna choar denge yeh galiaan..
Chand logon ne.. Chand logon ne..
Chand logon ne qaum ki leli hay..
Qismat apney haat main..
Qismat apney haat main..

Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney Haat main..
Sary ke saray kismat ke maray..
Mil ke bolay saath saath..
Mil ke bolay saath saath..

Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney Haat main..
Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney Haat main..
Sary ke saray kismat ke maray..
Mil ke bolay saath saath..
Mil ke bolay saath saath..

Zulm na kar tu.. Warna chor denge yeh galiaan..
Kam se kam pooch to lia hota..
Kam se kam pooch to lia hota..
Lenay se pahle haath main..
Lenay se pahle haath main..

Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney haat main..

Pyaar na mila na paisa.. Hota hi rahayga aisa..
Dunya hay kaisi Dil bolay kardoon.. Sab ki
Aisi ki taisi!

la la la la la la la la la la la..
la la la la la ra la la

Ab koi mangay to naheen dena..
Ab koi mangay to naheen dena..
Qismat rahegi apnay haath main
Qismat rahegi apnay haath main

Koi jo sunay to bolain..
dukhra ham apna rolain..
Dunya hay behri..
Aye Naujawanon Sun lo.. sazish hay gehri..

la la la la la la la la la la la..
la la la la la ra la la

Chand logon ne.. Chand logon ne..
Chand logon ne Qaum ki leli hay..
Qismat Apnay haath main..
Qismat Apnay haath main..
Saray ke Saray qismat ke maray
Milke bolain saath saath..
Milke bolain saath saath..

Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney Haat main..
Oh leli.. hay Qismat.. Oh apney Haat main..

Song Name: Qismat Apney Haat Mein
Album Name: Qismat Apney Haat Mein
Year released: 2008
Artist: Shehzad Roy
Link for download (Complete album)

Pakistan In Year: 3008

Two Top American Executives at IBM , USA

Alex: Hi John. You didn’t come to work yesterday
John: Yeah. I was at the Pakistani Embassy trying to get my visa.

Alex: Oh, really? What happened? I’ve heard that these days they have become very strict.
John: Yeah, but I managed to get it.

Alex: How long did it take to get it stamped?
John: Man, it was a long queue. Bill Gates was waiting in front of me and they really gave him a hard time.
The poor guy even brought the property papers for his house in Seattle to show them that he will return to USA .
I went there at 4:00 a.m. to get in the queue and there were tons of people ahead of me.

Alex: Really? In Pakistan, at the US Embassy it only takes an hour to get a visa for USA .
John: Yeah! But that’s because no one in Pakistan would want to come to USA , except Americans who have taken Pakistani nationality and want to bring their kids here.

Alex: So, when are you leaving?
John: As soon as I get my tickets from the company in Pakistan . I’m so excited. I will be getting a chance to finally fly with the world’s fastest growing airline, Pakistan International Airlines (PIA). Sort of dream come true, you know.

Alex: How long are you planning to stay in Pakistan ?
John: What do you mean ‘how long’? I will try and settle in Pakistan . My company has promised me that they will process my Green Book as soon as soon as possible.

Alex: Really? Man, you’re a lucky one. It’s very difficult to get The Green Book in Pakistan . Last year my cousin and his family went there on a tourist visa and they’re not coming back now.
John: Yeah. That’s why I’m planning on marrying a Pakistani girl There and then sponsoring my parents and my brother and sister from New York to Pakistan .

Alex: What city are you going to?
John: Karachi. The company has an office in downtown Saddar. Yeah, the salary is good but the cost of living is quite high because of all the people flocking to this high-tech Mecca .

Alex: I hear the exchange rate is now $100 to a Rupee! That’s just Too much. What about Quetta and Peshawar ? What are they like?
John: No idea. But they are cheaper than Karachi , which is the world’s headquarters for information technology now.

Alex: I hear the quality of life in Pakistan is incredible.
John: Yeah, man. You can buy a BMW for Rs.30 ,000, and a Mercedes for less than Rs.45,000. But my dream is to purchase a Suzuki Mehran which costs roughly Rs.90,000. But what a sweet design, great curves, and it purrs to the touch.

Alex: By the way, which company are you gonna work for?
John: Haji Jalal Puttarjee & Bros. Technologies, a pure Pakistani conglomerate specializing in embedded software.

Alex: Man, you’re so lucky to work for a pure Pakistani company. They are really intelligent and unlike any American body shops that have opened their fly-by-night outfits in Pakistan . The Pakistani Companies pay you even when you’re on the bench. My friend, Paul Allen, used his bench time to visit the Makran Coast, the most gorgeous resort in Pakistan, I hear
John: Yeah, man, you’re right. I hope the US learns something from them and follows in their footsteps. It seems all we
do is borrow more and more money from the Askari Bank.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?
John: I’ve been learning Urdu since my school days. I always dreamed that one day I’ll head for Pakistan ever since my uncle bought me that T-Shirt from Islamia College . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Urdu and were quite impressed by my score in TOUFL (Test of Urdu as a Foreign Language).

Alex: Boy! You’re so damn lucky.
John: Yeah. I’ll be travelling in the world’s fastest train, Tezgam, I’ll be visiting the world’s largest theme park in Changa Manga, and I’ll be visiting the famous Lollywood where I might meet the sons and daughters of movie legends like Nadeem, Sultan Rahi, Anjuman etc.

Alex: You know, the Pakistani President is scheduled to visit USA Next year and I hear that he may increase the number of employment visas.
John: That’s very true. Last month, their Labour Minister, Naswar Khan Pakhtoon, visited the White House and donated Rs.20,000 for the re-development of the World Trade Centre at Silicon Valley , and has promised more if we follow the models of the fast developing high-tech cities, Gujranwalla and Raiwind.Bill Gates was lucky to have a chance to meet him. Very lucky person.

Alex: Will you be calling on Peter? I hear that he has made it big there and has a beautiful house on the Lyari River in Karachi.
John: Yeah, I’ll be meeting him.

Alex: Anyway, nice chatting to you, John. Good luck, you lucky guy.
John: Yeah, and the same to you,

Alex: By the way, don’t ever go to the Pakistani Consulate in shalwar-kameez because they will think you’re too Pakistanised and may doubt that you will ever come back, and your application will be rejected. And yes, don’t forget to say to the Visa Officer politely: ‘As’salam-o- Alaikum, aap kaisay hain?’ It will show them you’re a cultured person.

AISA DIN BHI AAYEGA…HUM DEKHAIN GAY!

Source: DaCoolSite.Com

Phree Blogs!

Okay so after hearing from Ayesha that blogspot is still blocked.. here is what i am thinking:

  • A free wordpress blog for each and everyone (or at least for those who come first eh),
  • With your favorite theme (please provide me a link to download or if you have your own then send it to me or Ayesha)
  • Urls will be like: http://yourname.thalassemia.com.pk, domain options are:
    • Thalassemia.Com.PK
    • TFPak.Com
    • BolayTo.Com (will arrange more if this thing gets some business)
  • I will host the blog of course i have plenty of unused bandwidth and space so don’t worry about that
  • You will have your own WordPress admin panel
  • 10 FTP Accounts, not on first come first serve basis.., they will go to those who are extremely ‘active’ in modifying their WordPress blogs!

And no am not a nice guy.. i will ask for a TFPak.Com small Banner in return!
if you don’t know what TFPak.Com is then try visiting the site and you will know..

if you are interested drop a comment we will contact you soon,
Best Regards,
-Salman

I ko Tag kia, I ko Tag kia

I Tagged By Harris Bin Khuwwam

-name: Salman

-single or taken: single

-sex: male

-birthday: saal main aik baar (A)

-siblings: 3 including myself, aik baree, aik chotee.. behan i mean

-shoe size: kia moachi ho :S

-height: hogee around 5.5

. r . e . l . a . t . i . o . n . s . h . i . p . s .
-who are your best or really close friends? Ubaid, Noman, Sabir, and My Cousin Junaid!
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse: haww/POPUT/POPUT KO BANAAONGA 😛

f. a . s . h . i . o . n . s . t . u . f . f .
-where is your favorite place to shop: meree shopping ghar walay karte hain

-any tattoos or piercing: eek!

s . p . e . c . i . f . i . c . s .
-do you do drugs?: Chai 😀

-what kind of shampoo do you use?: Available Kind (giggles)

-what are you most scared of?: Apni Zid say

-who is the last person that called you?: Hammad Bhai

-where do you want to get married?: online, kaam naheen rukna chahiye 😛

-how many buddies are online right now?: 13 people online, jin main se aik hee friend hay, aik behan hay, 2 client hain, 7 misc.

-what would you change about yourself?: Battery, bohat weak hay 🙁

f . a . v . o . r . i . t . e . s .
-color: green, white, blue, silver

-food: tikka, biryani (ghar ki), pizza (naya shoaq hay), Kari ka Salan!!

-boys names: mickey, donald, bugs(bunny)

-girls names: minni, daisy, lola

-subjects in school: english, urdu, science, ISLAMIAT

-hobbies: Copying others design, Scripting, Chatting, Sleeping

h . a . v . e . y . o . u . e . v e . r .
-given anyone a bath?: Naheen

-smoked: Naheen

-bungee jumped?: Naheen

-skinny dipped?: Naheen

-ever been in love?: Haan.

-made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: often do 🙂

-pictured a crush naked?: Nopes, i had one crush which turned out to be a love, and i believe in True Love 🙂

-actually seen a crush naked?: Abay chalna bhai dimagh kion ghuma raha hay :#

-cried when someone died?: Yes, Dont you?

-lied: never (lol)

-fallen for your best friend?: nopes

-been rejected?: yes

-rejected someone?: alot

-used someone?: many times

-used by someone?: hah regularly

. c . u . r . r . e . n . t .
-clothes: Shalwar kameez jiska color ab nazar bhee naheen araha taqreeban white hochukee hay bechari

-music: AC ki awaaz sun raha hoon sirf

-make-up: Pagal hay pagal hay

-annoyance: aik messenger ki window jo mujhay bata raheeh hay ke koi xyz online aaya hay

-smell: Poison (jhoot)

-desktop picture: kisi pahaar ki hay achi hay

-book you’re reading: kaafi arsay se koi naheen parhee, last naunehaal parhee thee

-in cd player: tuch naheen

-in DVD player: sochne walee baat yeh hay ke DVD player kidher hay 😕

-color of toenails: BLACK kia karna hay katnay hain? 😛

l . a . s . t . p . e . r . s . o . n .
-you touched: Mere Mama

-hugged: Hammad

-you yelled at: Probably Ayesha

-you kissed: Hammad

. a . r . e . y . o . u .
-understanding: Maybe

-open-minded: Shayad

-insecure: Hosakta hay

-interesting: Bilkul Naheen

-random: haan

-hungry: naheen

-smart: kia pata

-moody: haan

-hard working: haan

-organized: naheen

-healthy with eating: naheen

-shy: haan

-difficult: kabhee kabhaar

-attractive: kisne kaha?

-bored easily: haan

-messy: sort of

-obsessed: with this quiz? hah

. r . a . n . d . o . m .

-In the morning i am: Still Salman

-love is: … blind

-i dream about: my new car 😛

. o . p . p . o . s . i . t . e . s . e . x .

-what do you notice first: eyes

-last person you slow danced with: none

-makes you laugh the most: Ayesha

-makes you smile: i am always smiling

-who do you have a crush on: Dubai ki thee aik bandi 😐 sacha ishq tha waise

-who has a crush on you: Allah karay woh dubai walee ko ho :>

. d . o . y . o u . e . v . e . r .

-sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: Haan wait karta hoon ke girl4mdubai mujhay message karay 🙁

-wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: hain woh koon

-wish you were younger: aray main bara kab howa :S

-cried because someone said something mean to you?: YESH :weep:

n . u . m . b . e . r .

-of times i have had my heart broken: Once

-of hearts i have broken: Dunno

-of girls I’ve kissed: NONE

-seriously kissed? eek naheen na

-of states i have lived in: aik

-of tight friends: 2

-of cds i own: ermm itni sari hain count naheen kar sakta

-scars on my body: hathon per pricks ke nishaan hain dhair saray (needles ke)

. f . i . n . a . l . q . u . e . s . t . i . o . n . s .

-do you like filling these out?: itna kafi naheen ke fill kardia :S

-gold or silver: silver

-what was the last film you saw at the movies? Bunty aur bubly

-favorite cartoon/anime? The Baby Loony Tunes, Spaced Out, Time Squad, Pink Panther

:-what did you have for breakfast this morning?: Omlette

-who would you love being locked in a room with?: Blah Tv with cable connection and PC with Net Connection

-could you live without your computer?: Sirf computer bekaar hay Net bhee saath main mangta hay warna apun ki life to beroo khallas kia

-would you color your hair?: NEVER

-could you ever get off the computer?: Haan jab net dc hojaye to cartoon dekhne jata hoon

-habla espanol? yeah yeah, hain?

-how many people are on your buddy list?: 138